by Ninja » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:14 pm
I let out an obviously irritated, audible sigh when the crazy shadow things flirted with the wall. Swords. Meh. It was routine how easily I spun the shotgun in my hands around to the ready. It was simple muscle memory as I changed between all of the targets, going from Imelda to Ringo to Tau and then the asshole coming out of the floor dressed in a stupid looking Harry Potter robe and uncool glasses from the Matrix. Lame.
I didn't have to try to cycle blood into my super-speed. It was a natural act. I didn't have to enhance my speed to be fast, but when I did, I was so fast that fast had to give more speed to the word fast before it could define me. With a rather dignified yet uniquely obvious unpleasant look on my face I shined the red dot from the shotgun right into each of the UNCC Sci-Fi Guild reject's sunglasses eye sockets. "Now listen mate, I don't care who you are and what kind of message you have. You've got no authority here and quite frankly, you're about to have a very bad night. Yes, you can assume that whatever miniature army you brought along with you and your tiny cowardly balls is enough to take this domain away from me and subsequently the Carthians, or you can have an iota of fucking intelligence lad and assume that I know what I am doing. Your friends are shadows on the wall, not in striking range. My friend right here in my hands, Benelli and his bitches Dragons and breath are more then willing to turn you into a smoldering piece of ash."
I wasn't about to take the red dot off of my target and by now Tau should be having thoughts about grabbing that sword mounted on the wall. "I'm going to tell you the same fucking thing I told that walking, talking, advertisement for child pornography she sent as a Herald. If miss prissy prince is in such a hurry to see me, she can drag her sexy ass off of her island and come see me herself instead of sending yet another comic book store geek in a costume and mirror shades right from a bad 70s police flick. Were I not wasting my time with fuckheads like you, I'd already have left and gone to see her myself."
I paused, still keeping the shotgun level. With my off hand, I reached across my body and pulled the blunt from the ashtray and put it between my lips. Then I regripped the shotgun correctly, puffing until the cherry lit up again. "Now piss off with the fucking shadow bullshit, and come at me with some goddamned respect, like a proper messenger in appropriate attire or I'll dust you as a walking Masquerade breach for looking like something I'm supposed to make fun of instead of take seriously. You understand?"